Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Nick names.. An ODD tradition!!

“What is your name?”, “All students introduce yourself”, “hi, I’m Vijay. What is your name?” These were the commonly used statements during the beginning of the college life. But all the information collected by these means is absolutely waste now. Nobody is called by their own names. Some are called by their nick names, some by their short forms and few others by dagalti words. The terror has grown so much that in our class we have nick names for almost all the members. So Mahesh and I have joined our hands to put the entire panorama in front of you. I will write the nick names of those having Odd roll numbers and Mahesh will carry on with even ones along with the reason why they are called so. So... lights on... camera... Action…

Roll number 1: Ms. Aarthy Aishwarya a.k.a Thala
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Basically, Ms.Aarthy Aishwarya is called Thala not bcoz she is a big fan of Ajith... Infact she is a big fan of Vijay... But just to irritate her, she is being called as thala... Sources: Kaapaathu...

Roll number 3: Ms.Ashwini a.k.a Malleswari

Ashwini is one of the quietest girls in our class and is a gud sportsperson too.. So, maybe tht is d reason y she is called so...
Sources: Unknown

Roll number 5: Mr.Bala a.k.a Baalera a.k.a Mylapore k*****nam a.k.a Badhana
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Haha... Ma favorite!!! Might be an elongated description.. Plz excuse me.. The first nickname balaera stuck to him when he being a pure veggie ate Arul's era briyani.. Era means Prawn... The next nickname Mylapore k*****nam is a contrary to the great madurai aadhinam.. Bcoz of his brahmin fanaticism and jaadhi veri, he s called so... The 3rd one is the latest one... It s derived from 2 words... For example: Ramesh+Kumar=Ramar... Neengale derive pannikonga as to which 2 words form tht word...
Sources: Meself, Mahesh and infact all boys in the class...

Roll number 7: Mr.Ciberaj a.k.a Ciber
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Ciberaj, one of the studious psychos in our class... Ivan paer yen ciber na, ivan paer ciberaj a neraya paer ciber raj ciber rajnu kooptu kooptu ivan paer ciber ne aaidichu...
Sources: Mahesh

Roll number 9: Divya SD a.k.a Chinnu
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Divya SD, again one of the quietest girls in the class apdinnu thaan naanum nenachen... But tourla dhaan ava evlo periya KD nu therinjudhu... Ava chella paer Chinnu nu kaelvi patruken.. I think it is bcos ava seyyardhu ellam chinna pullainga seyyara madhri kuzhandhai thanama irukkum... Adhanalayo ennavo she is called chinnu..
Sources: Raja

Roll number 11: Gayathri T a.k.a Kosu(f)
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I dunno who called her by this nickname first... Thappa nenaikadhe if u ve seen this... Simple... Ava kosu madhri irukradhunaala avaluku kosu nu paeru....
Sources: Unknown

Roll number 13: Guhan a.k.a Mama
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Ivan nickname a paathutu ivan mama velai paakravannu nenaikadheenga... Ivan dhaan engellarukkum mama bcos he is the mama in the matter of matter... As boobu said, he is a very very kiluppu person...
Sources: Naanga dhaan vera yaaru??

Roll number 15: Jeyaprabhu a.k.a Kaani
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Jeyaprabhu.. Enga class nalla pasangalla oruthan... he is from ??? Thirunelveliya salema illa kanyakumariya nu therla... But avan pesra tamil la kaani apdinna kaami nu artham... Ivan vera adha kaami idha kaami nu kettutte iruppan.. Since kaami=kaani in tht oor tamil, he is called as kaani..
Sources: Mahesh again...

Roll number 17: Kavin preethi a.k.a VP a.k.a Joe a.k.a Please sir.. a.k.a Kaapathu
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Habba.. Evlo paer pa indha amma ku??? ya itz true... Periya aal ivanga... Gethu kaamipanga endha velai kuduthalum... VP na Vice president.. Adhu pona varusham vecha paeru.. Ipo secretary aaitanga.. So andha paer outdated ippo... Innoru paeru Joe... Joe na jothika thaan pa... Ivanga oru pakkam paatha Jothika madhri iruppanga... Adhunala indha paeru... Aduthu Please sir... Ivanga oru compere um kooda... Appo yaaravudhu chief guesta pesa koopdanumna, Please sir nu maruvaadhiya solvanga... Last paeru ippo dhaan oru 1 week munnadi vechanga... Ivanga Kavin Preethi nu sign potta adhula Ka Pa thu mattum dhaan puriyum... Vera edhuvum puriyadhu... Yennu kaetta adha signature pa.. Apdithaan irukkum... Habba!! Mudichiten pa...
Sources: Mahesh(thaaru maaru panra po.. SSV rox!!!)

Roll number 19: Manoj Kumar T a.k.a Bhai
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In hindi, bhai means brother.. Ivan ponnungaluku ellam brothernu solla vandhen nu paatheengala.. Adhu dhan illa... Ivana Bhai(f) vechu kalaaipaanga.. Adhunala ivan paeru bhai... Bhai(f) yaarunu poga poga therinjukonga...
Sources: Unknown

Roll number 21: Natarajan a.k.a Nattu
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Simple pa.. Ivan paeru natrajan... Adha surukki nattu nattu nu koopduvom... Rosu rosu nu koopdanumnu aasai dhan.. Paya innum correct panliye!!
Sources: Guyz in our class

Roll number 23: Prabhadevi a.k.a Tinbeer
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Prabha devi... Ivalum oru KD nu tourla dhaan therinjudhu... Iva tin beer madhriye iruppa.. Adhunaala tinbeer ivaloda paeru...
Sources: Kaipullai

Roll number 25: Preethika a.k.a Yakka
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Enakku therinju ivaloda paer kaaranathuku 2 reasons irukku... 1) Since 26 is called Anna, she is called Yakka... But murai maathi koopdaraanga... Nyayama anni nu dhaane koopdanum.. But due to her super slang in the variety show as house maid, ivala locala YAKKA nu koopuduvom..
Sources: Ellarum dhaan... Yaar vecha nu therla...

Roll number 27: Raja a.k.a Thappanavan
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Ivru periya aalu... Engal veetu pillai... Ivarukku ponnunga naduvula irukkara madhippu ungaluku andha nickname a paatha udane purinjirukumnu nenaikaren...
Sources: Sathish...

Roll number 29: Ramanujam a.k.a Babbu a.k.a JAYram
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Ivarum enga veetu pillai dhaan.. Ippo adutha veetla meinjitrukku indha maadu... But, arivali maadu idhu... Babbu nu veetla koopdardhunala naangalum babbu ne kooptutom... Ivarukku koodiya seekram periyanna nu paeru vekkalaamnu nenaikaren... Adutha nickname JAYram... Oorukke therinja vishayam.. Idha naan vera sollanuma enna???
Sources: Babbu kudumbathinar...

Roll number 31: Sambashiva a.k.a Ondipuli
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Ivarum enga veetu pillai... Konjam lighta maram kazhanda case... Ivana kaetta nickname Raznok nu sollitu thiriya vendiyadhu.. Adha ellam onnum illai... Ivan paeru ondi puli dhaan.. Bcos, ivan edha senjalum thaniya dhaan seivan.. Yaarayum podhuva kootu sethikka maatan... Eg: He had 32 OD's in his 1st year... But ippo enga 6 paerla ivanum oruvan... Engaloda CHELLAM ivan dhaan...
Sources: Mahesh

Roll number 33: Sathish a.k.a Kudi
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Sathish... Ivaru oru philosophical and easy going man... Semma franka pesuvan.. Ivan eppavume oru full adicha madhriye thiriyuvan, pesuvan.. So he is called as Kudi...
Sources: All guyz

Roll number 35: Siddharth a.k.a Sid a.k.a Shaggy
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Siddharth.. Innovative thinker... Gaming freak... Ivanukkum simple a ivan paera surukki Sid nu koopduvom... Ivana shaggy num koopduvanga girls... Adhu yennu avangalaye kettukonga...
Sources: Shaggy nu paera vechadhu 41.. Avalaye kaelunga...

Roll number 37: Srilakshmi a.k.a Left
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Iva paera attendencela kooptaangana ellarum left left nu solli solli... Ippo 37 na srilakshmi illai left nu solla aarambichitaanga...
Source: Enga classe oru source dhaan...

Roll number 39: Sumaiya Siddiqua a.k.a Bhai(f) a.k.a Sumai
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Bhai(m) oda kalaasura Bhai(f) ivanga dhaan... Yena ivanga unmayave bhai... Innoru paeru Sumai... Sumaiya va surukki sila paer sumai sumai nu koopduvanga...
Sources: Bhai(m) oda adhe source dhaan..

Roll number 41: Swetha a.k.a SS
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SS na odane SS aarthy nu nenachidadheenga... Iva enakku nickname vechadhunaala naan ivalukku vecha nickname dhaan SS... Sentimental Songi... Pazhi vaangardhukkaga Pazhavanthangal stationla vecha paer dhaan idhu...
P.S Ivanga bayangara padips party...
Sources: Meself

Roll number 43: Vasupradha a.k.a Vasu a.k.a Mami a.k.a Avvayar
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1st.. Vasupradha va surikki vasu nu koopduvaanga sila paer... Pala paer mami nu koopduvaanga... Adhukkaga iva mama(13) va pick up pannitaanu nenaikadheenga... Mama vera Mami vera... Next is controversial one... Avvayar... Subject to approval i will post the reason for that nickname...
Sources: Again whole class...

Roll number 45: Next member please...

Roll number 47: Manoj kumar J
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Ivana paer solliye koopda maatom.. So no nicknames also... Cos he cant speak or hear... But he s our inspiration in Dumb-C...

Roll number 49: Arun a.k.a Professor
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Ivaru periya aalu.. Placed in HP, Red hat and CTS... Microsoft and cisco certified professional... Networksa karachu kudichavaru... He is our Professor.. Ella vishayathulayum...
Sources: Naanga dhaan...

Roll number 51: Meenakshi a.k.a Suyanalavadhi
a.k.a Simran©

Suyanalavadhi na udane edhuvum thappa nenaikadheenga... Placement kaaga ivanga Sastha collegela irundhu Sairam collegeku vandhu serndhaanga.. Ivangalum padips dhaan... innoru paeru Simran... Andha kodumaya pathi kaekkadheenga...Adhukku mela naan edhum solla virumbala...
Sources: Mahesh, Ciber..

Disclaimer:
All the information provided above are true to the best of my knowledge. Blog is a medium to express one self and share. But some stingy fellows use this for spying. Let them spy and let us share. No fear…only terror.

References:
*Archives of Varutha padadha Valibar sangam(VVS)

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18 comments:

Mahesh said...

machi..good joint venture by us da..Has worked out well..

Unnoda tamizh narration makes it more lively.. SSV rocks totally..

Unnoda perai ezhudama escape aayita pathiya..Panni kutti...

Hope to come with manu such joint ventures to show SSV gethu and kalasify all guys and gals

ViJaY said...

ya sure da...

SIDDHARTH said...

machi nice work da...good description abt all(and all are exact upto my knowledge)...must have taken hours to compose....and one more change,my second nickname is never used so has become extinct!kepp up gud work :)

Anonymous said...

hey vijai...
unnoda pera sollame escape aiytiye da...KD !!!!!!
nee tamizh la ellar pathiyum ezhudinadu romba romba nalla irukku..adunaala thaan romba romba nalla irundadu..
unnoda senso of humorous writing ku oru alave illama pochu da!!!
anyways...great work da!!!

Regards,
Prasi

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Ramanujam said...

Great job by you two....
Laughed out loud while reading like the mami, mami stuff and in many more places....

U rock!
Great sense of humour...try script writing!

barbi bharadwaj said...

Amazing post!!!!

This is what is called as joint venture.

Copy rights and stuff (exception in one place, no cp) - chumma kalakitenga..

Havent read the full post, will come back..

Anonymous said...

Naan chevane-nu dhaanada poikittu irundhaen.... blog-u blog-nu en gouravathaiye naaradichittiyeda.... cheingada... cheinga...

anyway, i went through every1's description. i like the words u have put in... semma comedy machi...

ViJaY said...

@sid a.k.a shaggy, prasi a.k.a nashy a.k.a 15000, babbu a.k.a jayram, @ barbi, @ mama

Nandri nanbargale!!! SSV aadhikkam Thodarum...

Anonymous said...

Machi ennada mudhalla unnudiya nick name podra nadhari nayae.... apparam mathavan tha pakkalam...see u da...baadu.. maravatts.....

Anonymous said...

Terror da... i enjoyed the post to my fullest.... great da...

Jayashri said...

hey Maravats,
Amazing post with an excellent sense of humour..!!pichu otharirkinga!!

Anonymous said...

நண்பர்களின் ஆசையை நான் நிறைவேற்றுகிறேன்.....

Roll No:45: Mr.Vijay Krishnan aka Maravattai

Oru thdippana aalu....Ivanukku intha peyar varathukku kaaranam.....he used to tell lot of maravattai jokes during school days....

Sources:SSV(Sri Sankara Vidyalaya) Boys.....

U have not explained the reason for Roll No: 7's Nick name....

The reason for that name is...
The E-Mech Sir asked everyone to introduce in the first class...
and this guy didn't pronounce his name correctly and Sir kalaachified him by saying "Cyber Raj"..........

Kavin preethi said...

superb vijay...TERROR work...good idea of compiling...in fact years down this post will be a gift to all our classs buddies...
regards
kavin

Anonymous said...

hey nice post da... good description of all the nicknames... had a nice time reading it... but yena paathu padips nu slli asingapadthita...really a nice post.....nice to know nicknames of all our friends....

swetha ( unga bashaila SS)

Arun Rajiah said...

nice post da. Done a good job and also its very interesting when i read it.

Unknown said...

hey vijay..super da..the way u hav narrated was enjoyable..
the reasons cited for every name in tamil was scene da..keep going buddy!!

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